So many thoughts running through my head, keeping me awake, so I figure I might as well just get them out on paper.

Conversation I had a couple days ago:
Guy: "I'm available, but I want to be honest with you that I am seeing someone."
Me: "As in you both know you're not exclusive? If so, fine. If not, no thanks."
Guy: "No, we're exclusive. I just wanted to be honest so you can make the right decision." WTH???

Thoughts on my "baby" girl's birthday on Sunday:
On birthday mornings, the kids wake up to a bunch of balloons in their room, which were hidden in my closet from the  night before. There is a gift on the floor, then another on the table. Breakfast of choice is served, then hugs and kisses off to school, or hang around the house and be birthday-ful, It's a great tradition. Skylar will be at her dad's. Maybe next year will be my turn.

Kittens:
Why do they think 4 a.m. is the time to start chasing each other around on my bed? Or, time to decide to snuggle right next to me? That's fine, but the purring wakes me up.
Why are they perfectly happy to chase a bread tie, but don't even notice their toys?
Why do they wait for me to come home, then run upstairs and cry for me? Why not come downstairs and see me?

Work:
Well, it's a job. The kids seem good. I love my job, but still, I can think of other ways to spend my time.

School:
I'm wanting to kill the APA for changing the formatting of their papers between June of last year and now. Apparently they have decided that 2 spaces instead of 1 after a period is crucial to understanding the content. So, I am now required to go back and respace every sentence on 25 pages. Because I have nothing better to do with my time.

Football:
I will be attending my first UT game on Saturday. I'm thinking that if I were to randomly choose a game to attend, that perhaps the first one of the season won't be the easiest one to get to as far as traffic and parking, etc. Hmmm... shoulda thought that one out a little better. But at least it's football, and I haven't been to a game in a LONG time.

Friends:
I have managed to not tick anybody off this week. It's only Wednesday, though, so you never know what might happen in the next couple days. I have good friends, though. The kind that understand I can be a little nutty, and they love me anyway :) I should clarify by saying I haven't ticked off anyone that matters.

My birthday:
Hey, my birthday is in 40 days. I will be 33. I'm gonna throw myself a party! Okay, not really, because, well, no, I'm just not going to. But when y'all get together to plan my surprise party for me, I'll pretend I don't know it's happening :) (Like how I stuck the y'all in there just to butter y'all up?)

Water:
The area I'm from is flooded. Again. Not the exact town, but the general area. Enough already with the water! Ship it here. It would revive the economy of that area, and keep us alive down here.

I think I've covered the whole spectrum of topics. I think the only things I left off are sex and drugs, but hey, since we're here:

Sex:
Make sure you check out http://relationsyou.com so you can download the app to keep track of all your intimate encounters with multiple partners. It advertises that it will help you keep track of who catches what from whom.  I feel so much better having all that info right in one place (KIDDING!)

Sex again:
Did you know that semen contains both zinc and calcium, both of which are known to prevent tooth decay? Enough said. http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/803194/fun-sex-facts

And, while I'm on a roll, and I know you're still reading, because who can say no?:
The sale of sex toys is banned in Alabama and Missisippi. Just in case someone was planning a little get away, you might want to plan ahead.